John's Secretary

Joe: Your secretary is very sexy.

John: Thanks, it's a robot from Japan. Her name is Sweety. If you squeeze its right breast it takes notes and if you squeeze the left it types. I'll lend it to you for a day and you can see for yourself.

Next day Joe called from hospital and shouted :

John you BASTARD, you didn't tell me Sweety's pussy is a pencil sharpener.